don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know
I am not comfortable
in my own skin;
But I am trying
to be. Damn it,
I am trying to be.
So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down
Do you ever stare at a word for so long that it looks misspelled, when it really isn’t
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn